March 06, 2004

My New Cuticles

I had a manicure today. You guys out there who are insecure in your manhood can go ahead and laugh; I have no doubts that I'm all man. It was relaxing and, suprise! my fingernails actually look nice for the first time in 25 years. I have agreed to do this once a month or so, so we'll see how it goes. The manicurist was trying to talk me into a pedicure, but I'm not sure I'm ready for that step. I have ugly feet and I would feel weird about someone tinkering with them. But, hell, who knows; at this rate, I may be getting body waxes in a few weeks.

Posted by Matthew at March 6, 2004 07:35 PM
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Matthew Dattilo: metrosexual.

Lol, you ready for an appearance on Queer Eye yet?

*just kidding* :)

Posted by: Tony at March 7, 2004 01:07 AM

I always said that those guys would probably have a stroke if they worked with me.

Posted by: Matt at March 7, 2004 09:50 AM

Tell the truth to your friends Mattie, you really came in just to show off your huge sicilian hands. But you come can back anytime though...

Posted by: Lance at March 7, 2004 01:51 PM

Hope they hold up to the beating they get on the keyboard.

Posted by: at March 8, 2004 12:03 AM
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